Total Medals Earned: 406 (From 181 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,080 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/14 (95/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Destroy SKYNET
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Blendo
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 5/40 (30/445 points)
10 Fat rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/245 points)
Complete Act 1 with any rating.
Complete Act 2 with any rating.
Complete Act 3 with any rating.
Complete Act 4 with any rating.
Complete Act 5 with any rating.
Complete Act 6 with any rating.
Complete Act 7 with any rating.
Complete the final Act with any rating.
Achieve Gold in all 8 Acts!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/245 points)
Get a bonus!
Give the host influenza
Give the host measles
Give the host hepatitis
Give the host herpes
Kill a white blood cell
Complete a level after having taken damage
Kill the host
Kill 10 white blood cells
Give the host smallpox
Complete the game in under 500 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/520 points)
hyper mode first activation
invincible mode first activation
win the first stage
win all stage with mel
win all stage with rou
win all stage with baron
get 65 crystals
win all stage with griff
get 25 wind boosts
win battle mode with score above 550
win any stage without hyper mode
win battle mode with score above 750
untouchable - win any stage without hit
hit 15 enemies when invulnerable mode activated
Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN